GLOSSARY OF TERMS
SHITTLE
A shitty, dreary, dead-fish-scented hellhole; ideal location for a bonfire.
FLOUNDERS
Sounders FC; a shitty club for shitty people.
FISH
Flounders; bottom-feeding fish that are only good for guttin'.
GUT THE FISH
Fuck Seattle!
CABBAGE PATCH
Jordan Morris; an abandoned vegetable that grew legs and learned how to kick.
SMURFETTE
Stefan Frei in his blue keeper kit, white gloves, and bleached blonde hair.
MINECRAFT
Stefan Frei, the square-headed keeper.
FRAY
Stefan Frei (correct pronunciation); unravel or become worn at the edge.
NOTEBOOK
Brian Schmetzer
GROUPON
Box Office for Shittle Supporters.
THE CLINK
Former name of Shittle's rented Stadium before Century Link wised up.
THE LIEU
Lumen Field's proper name.
PROVIDENCE PARK NORTH
A place for visiting victory; the Northern home of the Portland Timbers.
ACES
​Any Club Except Seattle.
FISHING VILLAGE
​Seattle; ideal location for a bonfire.
FUCK SEATTLE
"A Virtuous Way of Life" according to most philosophers and scholars.