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Fuck Seattle
 

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OUR MISSION

Better the planet. Better the pitch.

Better all our lives.

Fuck Seattle. Gut the fish!

ENDORSEMENTS & QUOTES

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"Holy Jesus! This place smells like dead fish. Fuck Seattle." - The Dalai Lama

"We're safe here. No one else in their right mind will ever want to settle in this shit-hole." - Luther Collins

"Dude, this place blows." - Kurt Cobain

"The Space Needle? It's not an architectural structure. It's a sculpture of a giant syringe to remind people of the only way to properly cope with living here." - Howard S. Wright

"Fuck Seeeeeaaaaaatttttlllle!!!!!!" - Helen Keller

"I hope Rainer is next to blow. Fuck Seattle!" - Harry Glicken

"This looks like the perfect place to test this thing!" -John Robert Oppenheimer

"Even the lord makes mistakes. Fuck Shittle right in it's fish-stank twat!" - Mother Teresa

EXPLORE THE SHENANIGANS

COMMUNITY

HATE SHITTLE? JOIN THE FUCKIN' CLUB! 

While all of us football supporters across the globe undoubtedly have our differences, we can all agree on one thing:

FUCK SEATTLE!!! 

Doesn't the phrase just roll off the tongue sweet as a Sam Cooke song? Many gurus, monks, and yogis recommend that these simple words be used as the universal meditation mantra for all of humanity.

Try it. You'll feel better about life.  

YOU'RE IN! 

Thanks for hoping Rainier is next to blow. Gut the fish. Sing it loud, sing it proud! It's even better with a crowd:

FUCK SEATTLE!

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